“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” - Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.The people who need it most never use it.” - Anonymous “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’” - Steven Wright.I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” - Oscar Nunez Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.Then by all means follow that path.” - Ellen DeGeneres Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later.' - Mitch Hedberg

“I'm sick of following my dreams, man.That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.” - Dorothy Parker.

“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.” - Joan Rivers.

Take yourself a little less seriously with these funny quotes about life. When life give you lemons… you know the rest. Sit back, relax, and bring a bit of comedy into your life with these 111 lines of reflection, humor, and lived experience. This collection of fun and funny quotes will hopefully bring a smile to your face, and can be used for a variety of crafts, like cards, posters, and signs, or for social media captions and graphics. Whether you’re stuck at work, waiting for your train, or just scrolling down your feed, you may need a little extra enjoyment to make your day feel brighter.

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